Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
I am a lover of art and I particularly enjoy clay sculpture, photography, traditional art and digital design and coloring. I decided to put my work online not for recognition, but because I love to spread my art to all who can see it; after all, what's the point in creating something that no one will ever witness?
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
"Who are you and how did you get in here?!
"I'm Frank, I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith..."
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
"line up alphabetically according to your height."
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in China."
"In three words I can sum up everything I know about life: it goes on."
“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
“I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty not being skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?”
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”